Rudd's $900 Bonus

Dear Mr Rudd,

I would just like to take this opportunity to thank you for sending me a cheque fr $900. That was awful nice of you.

So you know, you have helped me to pay off a portion of my wedding reception.

I know you wanted me to spend it right away but I just had other priorities that involve white dresses and canapes. So sorry.

However, as a good little Aussie you'll be pleased to know that I went shopping this weekend and bought myself a new swing jacket, all my easter eggs, a copy of Triple J's Hottest 100 and some other purchases.

Don't worry, I'll spend the money you sent me soon.

Please feel free to send more cheques for the wedding.

Regards,
Luminescence.